For real..
I'm 22 years old, and work in a fast food restaurant
all my coworkers make fun of me, and i cannot report to the owner because he will cut my already shit salary, cheap bastard
my best friend is mentally retarded, and all we do together is stupid shit, but its fun i guess
I can't leave my town, because i never learned how to drive, and everytime i try to get my license, i fail
And you know whats the worst part?
I live in a pineapple under the sea