I am Phil

Wish we could just skip the bork cutscenes but good update overall, thanks sand.

Thanks for the guide Tyrone, I followed part of it starting off, I figured while I waited my 48 hours of transfering my Status that I would work on skills and minimize the need of items during that time. I was able to obtain 80 Divinaiton/80 Crafting/80 Smithing within the first few hours. Divination: Guthix Caches Crafting & Smithing: Proteans (Takes about 100-200 bars, and 100-300 hides) I just recommend buying a couple of bonds and doing spins and then buying proteans or get lucky. I recommend unlocking invention early on because most items give high junk, repeat this with dailies until you receive 15K+ junk. BIS Junk is: Halberds/Bows/Spears. This took me 3-4 days worth of daily shop runs. After Smith/Craft were done, or I was working on, I was working on my stats, aimed for 70+ish everything, by the time my Donator rank was transfered, I was ready to begin dung. I started with 70 Range, I got lucky and immediately received a Shadow hood, I collected my votes until the dung grind so I was able to get extra XP. Reset my ring of kinship 3-4 times on the way to 120 dungeoneering. Once that was complete, I had 10m Tokens for any chaotic/prayer/perks/pages(can obtain from Maw, I wouldn't buy unless impatient.) Having the junk grind over, I made 4 Fishing Rod-o-Matics, perked them with Furnace 4/Honed 4(Having perks makes the levels go faster.) got 30mish fishing XP but managed to get 120 Invention while unlocking discoveries aswell. I had 90ish clues at this point, turned them into easies, and D/A'd all the fortunate items. I went to Kalg' demons, and got lucky with 3 Onyxes in 20 KC. Making my LOTD and unlocking Dark Magic. As soon as I finished that grind, I returned to slayer, included possible reapers, avianisie tasks I did arma, got lucky and finished log in 139 KC. No dupes. When I unlocked Feral dinosaurs, I got lucky and finished pipe by 270 KC, all the other bones I used towards prayer and unlocked ancient magics, got a Nex task, got pet 1 KC, and so far going pretty great. Can't wait to continue this UIM experience

Very excited for what's to come, I hope everything gets better. We are here for you.